A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

It says so on your cap.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What flys? A fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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