Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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