A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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