Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Steve Jobs.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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