Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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you just lost the game!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Small titties.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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