What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Microsoft Windows

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

42.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Unflushed Shit...

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Black people are clen.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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