why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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a little girl gets raped

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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42.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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