what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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World Peace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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