Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

NEVER

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Knock Knock Come in

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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