Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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oops

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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