- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

You know George Washington? He died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A guy is playing cod

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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