- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

I dislike old people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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