My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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