- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Do you know that car over there? No.

Teen pregnancy

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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