What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is an anti-joke? This is.

So a baby seal walks into a club

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

co jo kurwa tocza?

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Mexicans working in an office

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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