- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Don't rape me!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

where do the women go? the womanarium

Yeah, totally.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Like this joke

WNBA

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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