What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Mexicans working in an office

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A man walks into a bar.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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