Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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My butt!!!!

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Thumbs this up

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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knock knock Come in.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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