Patrick is gay

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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arse

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Women's Rights

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Jews for Jesus

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