what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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