ur mother

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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69

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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hi

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Chuck Norris died.

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