when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anal cheese curds.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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