you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Amputations.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Child Prostitution.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Anti Joke

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