Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Your mum is dead

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