- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Don't rape me!

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What comes after "Q" R

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Penis in a box.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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