what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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noodles

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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PENIS

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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