I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Penis jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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WNBA

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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