Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Tacos

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

i hate you.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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