- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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