- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

gay marriage.

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