How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I am really good at math debating

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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