- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Nicholas Cage

What color is my lamp? Brown

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

alcoholism kills

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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