A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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lol

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Dead babies.

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