- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Jewish People

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Baseball

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

i like potatoes

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