Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Kittens.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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