- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A fat man buys a salad

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

i hate you.

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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