Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Hummer.

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Women's rights.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Where else? The junk yard

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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ur mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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