- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are gay

Did you know?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

S.O.P.A

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

if it's friday, it must be China

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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