Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Women's Golf

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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