- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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