You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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knock knock come in

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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