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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Covietz has a large penis

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

noodles

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

im black

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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