What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

I LIKE TURLES.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

penis that is all

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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