A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Covietz has a large penis

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The Economy

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

noodles

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

im black

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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