Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Du bist mein Kampf

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

newt gingrich

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

lewis bedford

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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