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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Amputations.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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