- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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