Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Ben is gay

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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come along children

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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penis

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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