What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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