Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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