suck my dick.

come along children

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Ben is gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Mmmm, donuts

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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