Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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