What does a man like. food.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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i heart wiener

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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My children are mistakes

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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suck my dick.

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