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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Niko isnt a mexican douche

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Your life That's the joke

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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