- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Water, please.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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